BANCUL ZILEI: „Iubi, vrei să ai o noapte de neuitat? Daaa!” Mare greşeală…
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06 sept. 2017, 08:57
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Un baiat face cunostinta cu o fata, in cele din urma, intr-o seara fata il cheama la ea acasa. Intra in camera ei, se incep mangaierile. Fata:
– Sstttt… la mine parintii is acasa, sa nu–i trezim, tata lucreaza in fortele Antitero, iar mama e capitan in DIICOT, si ar fi bine sa nu-i deranjam.
Baiatul se gandeste:
– “Doamne, unde am nimerit?!”
Continua ei mangaierile, ii cam luase deja valul si fata iarasi:
– Ssst… Te rog mai incet in camera de alaturi doarme fratele meu, care nu demult s-a intors din Afganistan.
Baiatul deja speriat bine de tot, se gandeste:
– “Huuu… trebuie sa ma retin, aici e periculos!”
Fata insa cochet il linisteste:
– Dragule, dar vrei sa ai o seara de neuitat?
– Daa! – zice tipul exaltat.
– Ajutor! Ma violeaza!
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