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BANCUL ZILEI: Moşuleţul cu mireasă de 21 de ani
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Vine un moşulet de 80 de ani la doctor.
– Domnule doctor, mâine o să mă însor!
– Bine, moşule, câţi ani are mireasa?
– 21…
– Doamne, trebuie să vă avertizez, orice activitate sexuală ar putea fi mortală!!
Moşuletul stă un pic pe gânduri şi răspunde:
– Bine, dacă moare… moare!
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