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BANCUL ZILEI: După sex, surpriza de pe noptieră
Românii fac bancuri din orice, relaţiile extraconjugale sunt unul dintre subiectele preferate.
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Dupa o lunga si fierbinte noapte de sex nebun, el observa pe noptiera ei poza unui alt barbat. Incepe sa isi faca griji
– Este sotul tau? intreaba el nervos
– Nu, blegutule, ii raspunde ea, tachinandu-l usor.
– Atunci este iubitul tau ? continua el putin mai relaxat.
– Nu, da de unde, ii sopteste ea la ureche.
– Este fratele sau tatal tau ? intreaba el, sperand sa primeasca un raspuns afirmativ.
– Nu, nu, nu, raspunde ea.
– Pai atunci cine naiba e ? intreaba el deja iritat.
– Sunt eu, inainte de operatie ….
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– Scumpo, sunt eu. Vin acasă. Nu am întârziat prea mult, nu-i așa?
– Nu, scumpule…
– Dar pot să vin cu câțiva prieteni?
– Desigur, scumpule.
– Mai stăm, mai vorbim și noi …
– Da, scumpule. Vă pregatesc rapid niște sandwichuri, o gustare, ceva …
Soțul tace, după care spune:
– Mă scuzați, cred că am greșit numărul.
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