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– Iubito, sunt infierbantat!
– Serios?!
– Nu, glumeam. Voiam sa-ti dau o durere de cap.
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-Ma iubesti? -Da.
-Si cand ne casatorim?
-Nu schimba tema discutiei!
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Daca muntele vine la tine…si tu nu esti Mohamed…FUGI!!! Este alunecare de teren!!!
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Politistul Cristian Cioaca: ” Daca eram eu in locul lui Stefan Banica Jr , nu se termina asa …”
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Un sofer ardelean a fost prins de radar cu 224 km/h pe autostrada Transilvania. S-a mai dus un mit. Urmeaza stirea “bomba” ca in Moldova nu se mai bea…
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Ganditi-va la un numar din doua cifre intre 40 si 80. Inmultiti-l la 3. Scadeti 11. Adunati 17, impartiti-l la 2 si inchideti ochii. E intuneric, nu-i asa ?
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