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BANCUL ZILEI: Divorţ după noaptea nunţii
BANCUL ZILEI: Românii nu şi-au pierdut apetitul pentru inventat bancuri.
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Fiul către tată, a doua zi după noaptea nunții:
– Tată, eu divorţez!
– Ai înnebunit? Aşa repede? Ce s-a întâmplat?
– Tată, soţia mea este virgină!
După un timp de gândire, tatăl spune:
– Apoi, fiule, ai dreptate! Ce nu le-a trebuit la alţii nu ne trebuie nici nouă!
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