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Un bărbat vrea să cumpere chiloţei tanga pentru nevastă. Vânzătoarea:
– Ce mărime doriţi?
– Hmmm, greu de spus.
– Este important să cunoaşteţi mărimea.
– Ştiu! Mărimea 77!
– 77!? Această mărime nu există! Cum aţi ajuns la mărimea asta?
– Păi avem acasă un televizor de 81 cm şi când ea se pune în faţa lui rămân în stânga şi-n dreapta cam doi centimetri liberi!
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Diferenţa dintre complet şi terminat:
– Dacă te căsătoreşti cu persoana potrivită, eşti complet!
– Dacă te căsătoreşti cu persoana nepotrivită, eşti terminat!
Şi dacă persoana potrivită te prinde cu persoana nepotrivită, atunci eşti complet terminat!
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