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– Ce fel de vecini ai?
– Speciali. Când a venit o amantă la mine, toţi au văzut-o.
Când mi-au spart casa hoţii, toţi dormeau.
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Soţul îşi surprinde nevasta cu amantul în dormitor.
– Nenorocitule, strigă el, eu trebuie să-mi fac datoria, dar tu ce obligaţii ai?
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‑ Dle, în viaţă totul se compensează!
‑ Cum adică?
‑ Cât mă costă să‑mi îmbrac soţia, e cam tot atât cât dau ca să‑mi dezbrac amanta.
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