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Trei pensionari, într-o barcă, pescuiau. Deodată, un înger apare lângă ei. După ce îşi revin din surpriză, încep să-i ceară îngerului:
– Te rog, vindecă-mă de durerea de spate!
Îngerul îi atinge spatele şi e vindecat.
– Toată viaţa am purtat oche-lari de vedere. N-ai putea să-mi redai vederea?
Îngerul îi ia ochelarii, îi aruncă în apă şi omul îşi recapătă vederea.
Când îngerul îşi îndreaptă privirea spre al treilea, acesta cere cu înfrigurare:
– Pe mine să nu mă atingi! Eu sunt pensionat pe caz de boală.
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