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Bancul zilei: Cea mai bună metodă anti-viol, brevetată de o măicuţă
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Din dorinţa de a testa credinţa măicuţelor, maica stareţă întreabă o novice:
– Ia spune, tu, draga mea, dacă vreodată un bărbat ar vrea să abuzeze de tine, ce ai face în situaţia aceea? Cum ai reacţiona?
– Păi, este foarte simplu. De exemplu, mi-aş ridica veşmintele.
– Daaa!!?? întreabă maica stareţă panicată. Şi altceva ce ai mai face?
– Păi, apoi i-aş zice să-şi coboare pantalonii..
– Păi, de ce?!
– Fiindcă eu aş putea fugi mai repede cu fusta ridicată decât el cu pantalonii-n vine!
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