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BANCUL ZILEI: Cum te ţine în formă soţia de 20 de ani
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Un moş vine cu nevastă-sa de 20 de ani la maternitate ca să nască. Toata lumea îl felicită şi îl întreabă:
– Cum ai reuşit?
– Eheee… am ţinut motorul mergând.
După vreo doi ani, moşul se întoarce cu nevasta însărcinată la spital. Iar a fost întrebat cum de a reuşit, iar el răspunde:
– Eheeee… am ţinut tot timpul motorul mergând.
După alţi doi ani, iar se întoarce moşul la maternitate, cu aceeaşi nevastă tânără şi din nou gravidă. Iese doctorul din sală şi întreabă:
– Şi cum ziceai tataie că ai făcut ?
– Am ţinut motorul mergând.
La care doctorul:
– Auzi tataie, ar cam fi vremea să schimbi uleiul. E negru!
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