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BANCUL ZILEI: Îi spunem soţului sau…?
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– Domnule doctor, nevastă-mea nu mai vrea să se culce cu mine! se plânge un bărbat însurat.
– Vreau să vorbesc cu soţia dumitale, trimite-o la cabinet! îi spune doctorul.
Vine femeia. Doctorul:
– E adevărat ce mi-a spus soţul dumneavoastră? De ce nu mai vreţi să vă culcaţi cu el?
– Domnule doctor, sunt foar-te obosită. Toată ziua lucrez. Dimineaţa sar într-un taxi să mă duc la serviciu. Când ajung, taximetristul mă întreabă: „Facem socoteala sau…”. Ca să fac o economie, aleg sau. Ajung la serviciu, şeful îmi zice: „Iar ai întârziat. Ce facem, îţi tăiem din salariu, sau…”. Bineînţeles, aleg sau. După lucru, obosită, mă urc într-un taxi şi acelaşi lucru!
La care doctorul:
– Ei, şi acum, ce părere aveţi, îi spunem soţului, sau…
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