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BANCUL ZILEI: Soţia blondă, prinsă în flagrant
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Vine soţia blondă acasă şi îi zice soţului:
– N-o să-ţi vină să crezi ce norocoasă sunt! Treceam ieri dimineaţă pe lângă coşurile de gunoi şi când văd deasupra o pereche de pantofi superbi, mărimea mea! Uite-i!
– Da?! Mamă, ce noroc!
Peste vreo trei zile soţia iar povesteşte:
– Deci aşa noroc nu se poate! Ieri intru în gangul de la magazin şi când mă uit pe un cuier, ce să vezi, o blană de nurcă nou-nouţă!
– Doamne, ce noroc pe tine! Mie nu-mi merge deloc! Ieri, când să mă culc, am găsit sub pernă o pereche de chiloţi! Zic „ce noroc”, când colo nu erau mărimea mea!
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