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O blondă îşi găseşte maşină din parcare cu portiera înfundată. Un trecător binevoitor o sfătuieşte să sufle în ţeavă de eşapament până când portiera revine la formă iniţială. Blondă nu stă mult pe gânduri şi începe să sufle. În timp ce era în plină activitate, o altă blondă apare:
-Ce faci dragă?
-Păi uite suflu că să indept portiera.
-Vai dragă, da’ fraieră mai eşti! N-o să reuşeşti niciodată!
-De ce?
-Păi nu vezi că ai geamurile de la maşină deschise!
Citește și: Bancul zilei. O blondă face autostopul
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