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Bancul zilei – Trei vampiri merg într-un bar. Primul zice:
-Un pahar de sânge…
Al doilea:
-Sună bine! Şi eu tot un pahar de sânge.
Al treilea:
-Un pahar de plasmă
La care barmanul că să fie sigur că a luat comandă corect:
-Două Sânge şi un Sânge-light?
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