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Bancul zilei: Ce face o femeie când îşi doreşte să facă sex
România TV vă prezintă cele mai viralizate bancuri de pe Internet.
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Femeia către bărbat:
Ea : De azi înainte, în casă voi face totul pentru bani: mâncare 25 lei, spălat podelele 40 lei, sex 100 lei
Noaptea bărbatul nu reuşeşte să adoarmă şi o întreabă:
El : Nu ai chef să facem sex..?
Ea : 100 lei
Bărbatul se caută prin buzunare şi găseşte 70 lei
El : Draga am doar 70 lei
Ea : Nu ajunge!
Supărat, bărbatul se aşează în pat şi reuşeşte să adoarmă. La miezul notii se trezeşte şi vede cum femeia tot cotrobăia prin geantă.
El : Ce tot cauţi acolo?
Ea : 30 de lei să-ţi dau împrumut!
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