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Politistii foarte multumiti de agoniseala, impreuna cu porcu stau la ocazie. Opreste un preot si ii ia pe toti trei in masina.
Preotu: Da unde duceti porcu?
Politistii: Sa-l dam la facultate! (Ha, ha, ha), (Preotul o inghite)
Preotu: La ce facultate?
Politistii: La teologie (ha, ha, ha)
Ajunsi la destinatie, politistii cu porcu coboara, si preotul ii intreba:
– Daca nu intra la Teologie, tot in Politie ramane?
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