Sarbatorile de iarna la politisti
In preajma sarbatorilor de iarna, doi politisti se gandesc ca ar trebui sa faca ceva ca sa umple frigiderul. Dupa multa socoteala se hotarasc sa mearga la tara in inspectie. Acolo dupa multe controale il prind pe un taran nu cu toate in regula. Taranul ca sa scape le da un porc.
Politistii foarte multumiti de agoniseala, impreuna cu porcu stau la ocazie. Opreste un preot si ii ia pe toti trei in masina.
Preotu: Da unde duceti porcu?
Politistii: Sa-l dam la facultate! (Ha, ha, ha), (Preotul o inghite)
Preotu: La ce facultate?
Politistii: La teologie (ha, ha, ha)
Ajunsi la destinatie, politistii cu porcu coboara, si preotul ii intreba:
– Daca nu intra la Teologie, tot in Politie ramane?
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