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BANCUL ZILEI: Moldoveanca la spovedanie
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În biserică, la rând la spovedit: o olteancă, o ardeleancă şi o moldoveancă. Olteanca intră prima.
– Ia spune. Ai călcat strâmb vreodată?
– Da, părinte!
– Atunci, trebuie să ocoleşti biserica de câte ori ai păcătuit, citind din cartea de rugăciuni!
Olteanca dă două ture şi se opreşte.
Intră apoi ardeleanca.
– Ia zi! Ai călcat strâmb vreodată?
– Da, părinte!
– Atunci, trebuie ocoleşte tu frumos biserica de câte ori ai păcătuit, citind din cartea de rugăciuni!
Ardeleanca dă trei ture şi se opreşte.
La sfârşit, intră şi moldoveanca.
– Ia zi! Ai călcat strâmb vreodată?
– Da, părinte!
– Atunci, ia ocoleşte şi tu frumos biserica de câte ori ai păcătuit, citind din cartea de rugăciuni!
Moldoveanca dă cinci ture, se opreşte şi spune popii:
– Auzi, părinte, n-aveţi cumva vreo bicicletă, că aşa n-am niciun spor!
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