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BANCUL DE 1 APRILIE. Amanta: iubitule, sunt însărcinată…
1 Aprilie, Ziua Păcălelilor, nu avea cum să evite bancurile românilor.
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De 1 aprilie, un angajat intră în biroul şefului, smulge cablul telefonic din perete, îi aruncă hârtiile pe jos, îi toarnă cafeaua pe cap şi dă să-l bată, până colegii din birou strigă:
„Opreşte-te Vasile, noi am glumit, nu ai câştigat la Loto, e doar 1 aprilie”
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Sotia si-a batut crunt sotul. La judecata este intrebata ce s-a intamplat:
– Mai intai m-a chemat acasa in timpul serviciului, apoi m-a dezbracat si m-a intins in pat. Iar apoi, cu un ranjet de cretin, mi-a spus ca este 1 aprilie!
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Ea: Dragul meu, sunt insarcinata!!! Ce ti-ai dori sa fie?
El: 1 Aprilie!!!
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– De 1 Aprilie. Nu vrei sa mergem la un film si apoi la mine acasa ?
– Ma, tu esti cinefil ! Tie iti plac filmele !
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