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O femeie era suparata ca sotul ei nu vroia sa faca dragoste decat cu lumina stinsa. Hotarata sa-si scape sotul de inhibitii, intr-o seara aprinde lumina si-l surprinde pe acesta cu un castravete in mana.
– Asta mi-ai facut tu mie in ultimii 10 ani?
– Iubito, lasa-ma sa-ti explic…
– Ce sa-mi explici, tradatorule! Impotentule!
– Apropo de tradare, poate-mi explici tu cum e cu cei doi copii!
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Luni dimineata, seful primeste un telefon la birou de la un angajat:
– Sefu’, nu va suparati, n-am nici un chef de munca dupa weekend, dati-mi o zi libera, va rog!
– Hai, Mishule, fii om serios, avem o groaza de treburi de facut azi! Mi se mai intampla si mie, dar stii cum fac? Trag o partida buna de sex cu nevasta-mea si ma inviorez extraordinar, capat o energie fantastica! Hai, tinere, fa ca mine si vino la serviciu!
Peste 2 ore, seful il vede pe Mishu muncind cu un spor teribil, ca niciodata.
– Ai vazut, Mishule, ca se poate?
– Mare om esti, sefule! Cata dreptate ai avut! O partida de sex cu nevasta-ta este energie curata…
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