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Badea Gheorghe este oprit pe autostrada de un politist:
Politistul : Felicitari, desfasuram o campanie in cadrul careia fiecare sofer care conduce prudent pe autostrada va primi 1000 RON!
Ion: Aualeu… Ce bine… In sfarsit pot si eu sa-mi iau carnetul!
Maria: Nu il bagati in seama! Asa vorbeste el cand e beat…
Din spate se aude o voce : Bai Gheo’! Mai e ma mult pana trecem granita?
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Un cavaler urma sa plece in cruciada. Isi facu bagajele, puse centura de castitate la nevasta si dadu cheia centurii celui mai bun prieten:
– Daca nu ma intorc in 3 ani, o poti avea pe nevasta mea.
Si isi vazu de drum. Dupa o ora de mers, prietenul il ajunse din urma:
– Mi-ai dat alta cheie!!
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