Medicul psihiatru desenează o linie şi apoi îl întreabă pe nebun:
– Ce vă sugerează asta?
– Femei goale…
Mai desenează un cerc şi iar:
– Dar ăsta ce vă sugerează?
– Femei goale…
Mai desenează un pătrat:
– Şi ăsta ce vă sugerează?
– Femei goale…
Psihiatrul lasă jos creionul din mână şi zice:
– Văd că aveţi o idee fixă cu femei goale.
– Eu am o idee fixă? Dar cine a desenat aici toate obscenităţile astea?
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– Care este asemănarea între un barman şi un ginecolog?
– Amândoi lucrează unde ceilalţi se distrează.
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– Eu îmi sărut soţia în fiecare zi după ce plec la muncă. Tu cum procedezi?
– Eu, după ce pleci!
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– Iubitule, îmi iei şi mie mărţişor?
– De ce draga mea, ăla de anul trecut ţi-a rămas mic?
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Medicii i-au interzis Biancăi Drăguşanu să poarte mărţisor: o înţepătură în piept ar fi catastrofală.
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Ce ar trebui să poată fiecare bărbat pentru a avea o cină liniştită alături de soţie:
– Să nu tacă, dacă bucatele sunt delicioase.
– Să tacă, dacă nu sunt gustoase.
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