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BANCUL ZILEI: Blonda şi poliţistul
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O blonda mergea cu viteza intr-un jeep pe autostrada. O opreste un politist si ii da amenda 200 lei.
Blonda merge la portbagaj, deschide un diplomat plin cu dolari … deschide apoi un diplomat plin cu euro …
Blonda iritata mormaie:
– Unde naiba am pus punga cu lei?!
Mai cauta si in cele din urma o gaseste si ii da politistului 200 lei.
Politistul: Nu te supara ca te intreb, dar cu ce te ocupi de ai asa multi bani?
Blonda: Fac dragoste oral…
Politistul, mandru, spune: Adica iei M***.
Blonda: Nu, nu ai inteles! Tu esti politist… Ce salariu ai?
Politistul: 1500 de lei.
Blonda: Pai vezi care e diferenta? TU iei M*** … eu fac dragoste oral…
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