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BANCUL ZILEI: Ce număr poartă Suleyman Magnificul?
Subiectele zilei nu aveau cum să lipsească din bancurile românilor.
21 apr. 2014, 20:38
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Soțul către soție:
– Chiar vrei neapărat să mergem diseară la aniversarea părinților tăi? Eu aș vrea să stau acasă, să văd meciul!
Soția:
– Ce meci ar putea să fie mai important decât aniversarea părinților mei?
Soțul:
– Turcia-România!
– Las-o baltă! Mergem la aniversare și cu asta am încheiat discuția.
După vreo cinci minute de gândire, soțul revine:
– Iubito, ți-am zis cumva că joacă și Suleyman Magnificul?
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