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RomaniaTV.net vă prezintă cele mai viralizate bancuri de pe Facebook.
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Un beţiv într-un bar:
– Două beri, vă rog!
La care barmanul:
– Dar văd că sunteţi singur, de ce două?
– Păi una o beau pentru mine şi una pentru prietenul meu din Statele Unite.
A doua zi vine iarăşi beţivul.
– Două beri vă rog!
I se aduc berile. Le bea.
A treia zi, beţivul comandă:
– O bere vă rog!
– Păi nu mai beţi două, ca de obicei?
– Nu. Beau numai pentru prietenul meu din State, că eu m-am lăsat de băut…
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