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Într-o zi, un bătrân a luat un coş şi s-a dus să culeagă nişte fructe din livada de lângă lac. Când a ajuns acolo, a observat nişte fetişcane care se scăldau. Fetele când l-au văzut au intrat repede în apă până la gât şi au strigat la el:
– Nu ieşim din apă până nu pleci, boşorog pervers!
– Staţi liniştite, zice bătrânul, nu sunt aici ca să vă văd dezbrăcate. Am venit doar să dau de mâncare la crocodil.
Morala: Indiferent de vârstă, când vine vorba de femei dezbrăcate, bărbaţii se orientează rapid!
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