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Soţia se pregăteşte să prăjească un ou, când tocmai se întoarce soţul de la muncă şi începe să ţipe la ea:
– Atenţieee!!! Atenţieee!!! Mai mult ulei!!! Avem nevoie de mai mult ulei!!! O să se ardă!!! Atenţie!!! Întoarce-l, întoarce-l, hai!!! Atenţie!!! Ai înnebunit? Uleiul o să se termine!! O, Doamne Dumnezeule, sarea!!! Nu uita sarea!!!
Soţia, deja enervată la culme de ţipetele soţului, îl întreabă:
– De ce ţipi ca descreieratul? Crezi că nu sunt în stare să prăjesc un ou?
Bărbatul răspunde foarte calm:
– Asta, ca să-ţi faci o idee de cum mă simt eu când conduc maşina şi tu stai lângă mine.
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