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BANCUL ZILEI: De ce sunt sănătoşi-tun moldovenii
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– Stiti cum zic moldovenii la „Razboiul Stelelor”?
– Galshiava pi sher!
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Intr-o dimineata inainte de lupta Stefan cel Mare aduna armata si intreaba:
-Cine a baut aseara ?Nici un raspuns.
-Cine a baut aseara intreaba a doua oara.Tot nici un raspuns .
-Cine a baut aseara intreaba nervos a treia oara.
Din formatie iese un soldat pirpiriu si spune:
-Eu MARIA TA !
-Hai sa ne dregem , ceilalti la LUPTA !
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– Imi este cu neputinta sa va casatoresc,explica ofiterul starii civile, moldoveanului; mireasa nu are decat 17 ani si ai nevoie de consimtamantul tatalui!
– Pai cine credeti ca e individul care sta langa usa cu pusca in mana! raspunde „ginerica”.
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