Breaking
News
BANCUL ZILEI: Diferenţa dintre post şi regim alimentar
RomaniaTV.net vă prezintă cele mai viralizate bancuri de pe Facebook.
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/banc_2_45386400.jpg)
Se apropie Crăciunul. Ion stă de vorbă cu preotul satului. Preotul îl întreabă:
– Mă, Ioane, ştii că vin sărbătorile. Ia spune, tu ţii post?
– Da, părinte, cum să nu ţin! Ca în fiecare an!
– Înseamnă că nu mănânci carne.
– Nu părinte, nu mănânc!
– Dar lactate mănânci?
– Nici lactate nu mănânc cât ţine postul!
– Auzi! Dar de băut bei?
– Cum să beau! Vinul roşu este sângele Domnului! Nu se poate că este post!
– Bă, Ioane, dar nevasta o iubeşti seara?
– Păi, o iubesc părinte că sunt tânăr!
– Păi, bă Ioane, tu ţii regim alimentar, nu post!
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/coalitie-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/gabriela-cristea-1-1-1794x1080.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/sedinta-de-guvern.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/vharoon-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/cota-2-foto-4-1620x1080.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/Calin-Georgescu-02.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1663660546/600966ba10204a6d6441bca1fc0905a5-t.webp?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1605100021/b108a1969c711108fef248178749ae71-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1665145061/ebfc2b923ef5c6665aa636ae2783a5ba-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/1970/01/1578298850/7aafda7b5893db82cad58eace4522591-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1648473094/b6583e6062ffd20d22f7912b8efabd5d-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1695214729/a709f6cc73f1e3bb92ed2260909dd5e4-t.png?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1578298860/854113c2ca9b4a2e62538780641657ba-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1620378299/d78b3c2a0a81c71da5fed14166a4bdaf-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1578298881/12956897f5916ba2a96722488040c8bd-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1754550049/bc637a0bba0ad31fe26c875ae3cde434-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1647858610/367b6a44013000036972bd1c6c38b93a-t.jpg?v=251217-16)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1631615688/df11ea49828ada1ec769b9f24b648549-t.jpg?v=251217-16)