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La o sectie de politie este adusa o femeie care a trecut pe rosu. Politistul de serviciu incepe interogatoriul: - Daniel C. - Varsta? - 27 de ani. - Ocupatia? - Invatatoare. Politistul se ridica de la masa, zambeste fericit si ii spune: - Minunat! Am asteptat ocazia asta o viata intreaga. Acum va asezati pe scaunul acesta si scrieti de 5000 de ori, cu o caligrafie perfecta: "Daca semaforul este rosu, trecerea este interzisa!"
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