:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/cota-2-foto-4-1620x1080.jpg)
BANCUL ZILEI: El şi ea, în pat…
RomaniaTV.net vă prezintă cele mai viralizate bancuri de pe Facebook.
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dacc483euac59fmuri2cte_airecc483sc483tori3f0a_nu2cdragamea2c0aniciodatc48321_dece2caiceva0acontracc4_default_22124800.png)
El şi ea, cuplu căsătorit de mulţi ani, stăteau liniştiţi în pat, uitându-se la un film de dragoste. Moment în care, pătrunsă de povestea filmului, soţia simte nevoia să vadă cât de mult o iubeşte soţul şi dacă ar putea trăi vreodată fără ea.
– Dacă eu aş muri, te-ai recăsători?
– Nu, draga mea, niciodată!
– De ce, ai ceva contra căsătoriei?
– Nu, nu am nimic împotrivă.
– Şi atunci, de ce să nu te căsătoreşti?
– Bine, m-aş căsători doar ca să-ţi fac plăcere.
– A, deci te-ai recăsători… Şi te-ai culca cu ea în patul nostru?
– Păi, unde ai vrea să mă culc?
– Şi ai înlocui fotografia mea cu a ei?
– Păi, e normal…
– Şi ar conduce maşina mea?
– Nu, că nu ştie să conducă…
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/gina-pistol-1811x1080.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/02/perioade-cu-MERCUR-RETROGRAD-in-2025-.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/man-4060500_1280-1.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/spital.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/balas-despre-stefania.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/10/1663660546/acbd29246f576905146d4587e1ff7c58-t.webp?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/10/1605100021/22b69ca0b302011a7f76593310508043-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1665145061/49a63c8bab4ec624cb62b619209d8fc7-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/1970/01/1578298850/22a12a41c036369ded48e6061f4bb05a-t.webp?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1648473094/0c4c67c35aee3b78244dfea3c02d7831-t.webp?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1695214729/3cd885302cea6d1affd155e7643b30cb-t.png?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/10/1578298860/e1487f6b4ec0a2e5d108aa5445a14260-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/10/1620378299/ab9e4b4e158a22bb87791390e2d0e96f-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1578298881/f79d9940aa09becbcf721dd8b421bb8f-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1754550049/999311d02d766c5d6590dfd11c6e957a-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1647858610/b4321b7d22928a9e5d5cf143c511a372-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/11/1631615688/0818624ca9ce2b7547dec0f5e253d399-t.jpg?v=251102-10)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/10/1630322263/8ebb4073ffa688693b85e72232de726b-t.jpg?v=251102-10)