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BANCUL ZILEI: Elena Udrea şi sandalele roz
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La al 200-lea congres al PDL, Basescu, girbovit de ani si plictisit de povara puterii, se adreseaza participantilor:
– Dragii mei, eu… eu m-am hotarit sa renunt. Propun sa fie aleasa in locul meu prietena mea, Elena!
– Huooo! Huooo!
– Atunci propun sa ma inlocuiasca la presedintie prietenul meu, Boc.
– Huooo! Huooo!
– Smecherilor! Stiam eu ca tot pe mine ma vreti!!
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-Ah,nu mai pot,se plange blonda Elena Udrea unei prietene.Zi de zi am procese.
-Azi ce proces ai avut?
-De…constiinta.
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Elena Udrea a vrut să demonstreze că are mai multe voturi decât partidul din spatele ei. Pentru asta a inventat un partid cu foarte puține voturi: PMP.
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Elena Udrea: „Acum, dacă am și PMP, mi-ar mai trebui încă un partid pe bej să am la ce asorta Vuittonul verde, plus o mișcare pe roz, pentru sandalele de la Paris, și o fundație de dreapta pe gri, pentru când merg la Londra, unde-i nor. Și după asta promit că nu mai fac circ pe la televizor.“
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Ascensiunea Elenei Udrea e cea mai bună dovadă că mai există și domni în politica românească.
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