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O tipa super sexy, pe marginea drumului, facand autostopul… La un moment dat opreste o super masina, cu un popa… Tipa urca in masina, pe locul din dreapta…
Dupa vreo 5 km, popa nu-si mai poate opri pornirile animalice si pune mana pe coapsa tipei… Fara a-si intoarce privirea catre popa, aceasta spune:
– Parintele-parintele!… Versetul IV, Ioan!…
Popa isi retrage mana ca ars …
Dupa alti 5 kilometri, popa se trezeste iar sa puna mana pe coapsa tipei… Fara a-l privi, aceasta ii spune iar:
– Parintele-parintele!… Versetul IV, Ioan!…
Popa isi retrage iar mana ca ars … si se cuminteste cu totul…
Ajuns acasa, popa nici nu mai parcheaza masina… Merge direct in camera de rugaciune, deschide Biblia si citeste:
Versetul IV, Ioan:
„Fiule, esti pe calea cea buna!”…
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Cearta intre soti:
Sotia: Minti. Nu ai dormit la prietenul tau. Acolo am dormit eu!
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Serviciul militar a reprezentat mereu o sursă nesfârșită de bancuri.
1. Fruntasul Popescu va fi pedepsit cu 5 zile de arest pe motiv ca a fost gasit cu o persoana de sex feminin la gardul unitatii în loc sa fie în pat…
2. Sergentul Ionescu va fi pedepsit cu 5 zile de arest pe motiv ca imitând vocea locotenentului Ionescu a urlat ca un bou…
3. Instructia domnului medic militar Ionescu, cu tema „Cum ramân sanatos” se amâna pe motiv de boala…
4. Bagati la tartacuta, regulamentul nu poate fi încalcat absolut niciodata, cu exceptia situatiilor prevazute de regulament!
5. Sa nu mai prind picior de soldat nebarbierit prin unitate!
6. Mai rahat, nu mai misca în formatie ca te manânc!
7. O mâna criminala a dat cu piciorul si a spart chiuveta!
8. Am auzit un zâmbet în formatie!
9. Bateti trei pasi si începeti sa cântati cu stângul!
10. Sa nu mai prind televizorul mergând noaptea prin camera!
11. Daca sunteti prosti si nu tineti minte cumparati-va un carnetel si un pix si tineti-le la buzunarul de la piept, si va puteti nota. Uite
asa ca mine…
12. Aveti grija la pragul ala de sus. Daca va dati cu capul de el ramâneti prosti pe toata viata. Si eu mi-am dat de trei ori, de aia stiu…
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