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Doi tipi într-un bar, la agățat. Primul îl instruiește pe celălalt:
– Mă, să ții minte, femeile adoră complimentele și simțul umorului!
Într-un final, tipul se hotărăște și se apropie de o domnișoară:
– Vaaaaai, sînteți atît de frumoasă! Glumeam, glumeam…
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Vine un tip la doctor:
– Domnule doctor, am insomnii! Nu știu ce să mă mai fac, simt că înnebunesc!!!
– Liniștiți-vă, o să vă prescriu o doză mare de pastile de potență…
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O doamnă, cumpărîndu-și o haină de blană, scoate din geantă numai bancnote mototolite și umede. Văzînd fața nedumerită a casieriței, ridică din umeri:
– Soţul a plîns…Tare, tare a mai plîns…
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