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Bancul zilei. O blondă se hotărăşte să se cuminţească
România TV vă prezintă cele mai viralizate bancuri de pe internet.
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O blondă se hotărăşte să se cuminţească, aşa că se cuplează cu un băiat cuminte. Când, în sfârşit, ajung în pat, tipul îi zice blondei:
– Pot să-ţi zic Ghiocel?
– Da, dar de ce?
– Păi eşti prima…
– Aha, da’ eu pot să-ţi zic Boeing?
– Da, dar de ce?
– Păi eşti al 747-lea…
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