BANCUL ZILEI: Ora 11 noaptea. În farmacie intră un tip şi cere un prezervativ…
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11 oct. 2017, 12:34
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„Ora 11 noaptea. Farmacie cu program de noapte. Intră un tip, cere un prezervativ. Plăteşte, pleacă. Seara următoare, aproape de miezul nopţii, acelaşi tip:
– Daţi-mi, vă rog, un prezervativ.
Îl ia, plăteşte, pleacă. Seara următoare, scenă identică. La care farmacistul, curios, îl întreabă pe tip:
– Nu vă suparaţi, dar de ce cumpăraţi câte unul, de ce nu cumpăraţi mai multe odată?
La care tipul:
– Ştiţi, vreau de fapt să mă las…”
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