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De ce nu e bine să faci sex cu femeile peste 40 de ani?
– Dacă sînt dedesubt, nu au aer.
– Dacă sînt deasupra, amețesc.
– Dacă sînt lateral, nu vezi televizorul.
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Un doctor veterinar se duce la medicul de familie:
– Bună ziua!
– Bună ziua!
Medicul de familie:
– Ia spune, ce te doare?
– Aaaa, păi… frățioare… așa e simplu!!!!
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