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BANCUL ZILEI: Soţul şi blonda
Bancurile despre relaţii sunt cel mai des întâlnite pe reţelele de socializare.
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O femeie ii spune indignata si mirata prietenei sale:
– Draga mea, iubitul tau flirteaza cu blonda aia, fara pic de rusine. Au trecut peste trei ore, tu chiar nu ai de gand sa zici nimic?
– Shhhh, taci, te rog, vreau sa vad cat poate sa mai stea cu burta supta!
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Pshilogul catre pacient:
– Cum pastrati armonia in cuplu?
– Prin reciprocitate: Cand iubita mea este nervoasa, eu tac… Dar si invers: Eu tac cand iubita mea este nervoasa.
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Sotul: – Incercăm o noua poziţie in seara aceasta?
Sotia: – Sigur, tu stai la maşina de călcat, iar eu pe canapea, beau bere şi râgâi…
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Dacă vrei să te desparți de prietena ta, cel mai bine este la McDonalds. Nu au furculițe, nici cuțite, nici farfurii grele…. și în plus, te poți ascunde oricând după un copil gras!
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