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O tipă cu o maşină trăsnet, într-un service auto. Mecanicul întreabă:
– Ce s-a întâmplat?
– Merge aiurea şi se opreşte motorul.
Mecanicul deschide capota şi găseşte un bileţel: „Este o proastă, nu ştie să conducă, iar eu n-am de gând să plătesc. Soţul”.
Mecanicul închide capota:
– Ne pare rău, dar nu vă putem ajuta, mergeţi la un alt service!
Tipa furioasă:
– La mama dracului, sunteţi al şaptelea service care mă refuză!
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