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Diriginta lui Bulă îl cheamă pe tatăl acestuia la școală.
-Domnule Bulă, nu mai știu ce să mai fac cu fiul dumneavoastră! Nu chiulește, dar și dacă vine la școală, tot degeaba vine! În clipa de față e potențial corigent la patru materii, deci din nou repetent! -Doamna dirigintă, vă mulțumesc pentru avertisment. Ajung acasă și dacă nu-l trezesc din bătaie cu apă rece, să nu-mi spuneți mie…
-Domnule Bulă, poate nu-i cea mai eficientă metodă, totuși!
-Aveți dreptate, doamnă! Lăsați că văd eu cum fac!
Ajuns acasă, Bulă senior trece la atac:
-Bulică tată, pregătește-te că ieșim în lume.
Și-l duce pe Bulă la un sexi-club. Și ce spectacol! Bulică avea ochii ca la rac:
-Aoleu, tată! Ce picioare lungi! Ce frumuseți! Cine oare are toate femeile astea frumoase? -Premianții, tată, premianții!
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