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BANCUL ZILEI: Un aredelean ajunge în Germania
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Un ardelean, Ion, care voia să plece în Germania, îl întreabă pe un vecin de-al lui ce să facă deoarece nu ştie limba germană.
– Nu-i bai. Limba germană-i ca la noi, doar că tre’ să vorbeşti mai rar.
Zis şi făcut. Ajunge Ion la Hamburg, intră într-un bar şi spune:
– Bu-nă zi-ua!
– Bu-nă, răspunde barmanul la fel de rar.
– Daţi-mi şi mi-e o be-re.
– Pof-tim be-rea.
După primele înghiţituri Ion spune:
– Eu suu-nt de la Tur-da. Tu de un-de eeşti?
– Tooot diin Turrr-da.
– Na… păi atunci de ce vorbim nemţeşte?
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