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Soţia s-a înfuriat când a găsit o casetă veche în care făceam sex cu o tipă…
– Ei…. mi-am făcut şi eu de cap înainte de-a te întâlni…. mare brânză!
– Mare brânză?, izbucni ea… porţi costumul de nuntă!!!
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El şi ea la restaurant. Ea, sorbind dintr-un pahar de vin:
– Să ştii că nu poate fi vorba de sex înainte de căsătorie.
– Atunci, sună-mă după ce te căsătoreşti.
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Un şofer mergând pe drum cu maşina întâlneşte pe marginea drumului o blondă autostopistă cu o canistră în mână. Omul se opreşte şi o ia.
– Ce ai în canistră?
– Benzină.
– Pentru ce-ţi trebuie benzină dacă mergi pe jos?
– Lasă că vă ştiu eu pe voi, cum intrăm în pădure, cum se termină benzina!
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