De ce nu e bine sa le spui bancuri la ardeleni vinerea.Penru ca rad duminica in biserica.
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Vecinii nostri sunt o familie vesela duminica.
– Adica cum?
– Ea arunca cu farfuriile dupa el… Daca îl nimereste…. râde ea. Daca nu-l nimereste, râde el!
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La usa unei blonde suna soneria duminică
– Cine e? Intreaba aceasta gafaind.
– Proprietarul. Am venit dupa chirie.
– Veniti putin mai tarziu. Acum platesc lumina.
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Un sot intors din delegaţie isi gaseste consoarta cu alt barbat in pat. Zice furios:
– De la el ai cei 200 de euro pe care mi i-ai dat ieri?
– Da.
– Si cei 500 de saptamana trecuta?
– Tot de la el.
– Asa? Atunci inveleste-l sa nu raceasca.
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