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BANCURI: Dragoste curată. Ce ai face dacă aş muri?
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El şi ea, cuplu căsătorit de mulţi ani, stăteau liniştiţi în pat, uitându-se la un film de dragoste. Moment în care, pătrunsă de povestea filmului, soţia simte nevoia să vadă cât de mult o iubeşte soţul şi dacă ar putea trăi vreodată fără ea.
– Dacă eu aş muri, te-ai recăsători?
– Nu, draga mea, niciodată!
– De ce, ai ceva contra căsătoriei?
– Nu, nu am nimic împotrivă.
– Şi atunci, de ce să nu te căsătoreşti?
– Bine, m-aş căsători doar ca să-ţi fac plăcerea.
– A, deci te-ai recăsători… Şi te-ai culca cu ea în patul nostru?
– Păi, unde ai vrea să mă culc?
– Şi ai înlocui fotografia mea cu a ei?
– Păi, e normal…
– Şi ar conduce maşina mea?
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