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Cerealele sunt micul dejun al campionilor. Campionii sunt micul dejun al lui Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris este atât de rapid încât lumina nu îl poate găsi.
Chuck Norris îți omoară prietenii imaginari.
Chuck Norris poate auzi limbajul mimico-gestual.
Chuck Norris a făcut un Happy Meal să plângă.
Când Chuck Norris intră într-o încăpere nu aprinde lumina, ci stinge întunericul.
Când începe apocalipsa zombie, Chuck Norris nu trebuie să lupte pentru viața lui. Zombie da.
Adevăratul motiv pentru care s-a sinucis Hitler este că a aflat că Chuck Norris este evreu.
Chuck Norris mănâncă supă cu furculița.
Chuck Norris nu doarme, el așteaptă.
Chuck Norris s-a luat la întrecere cu propriile reflexe într-un concurs de a sta cu privirea într-un punct fix. A câștigat după 5 zile.
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