Breaking
News
Cum te descurci cu o femeie disperată după sex
RomaniaTV.net vă prezintă cele mai viralizate bancuri de pe Facebook.
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/13yajj_42845200.jpg)
Un cuplu apare la un curs de biologie şi, pentru că erau certaţi, femeia se aşează în primul rând, iar bărbatul în ultimul rând.
La un moment dat, profesorul zice:
– Un taur sănătos trebuie să aibă până la 12 cuplări pe zi.
Femeia din primul rând:
– Mă scuzaţi, domnule profesor, câte?
– Până la 12!
– Repetaţi, vă rog, pentru ultimul rând!
Bărbatul din ultimul rând:
– Spuneţi-mi, profesore, este vorba de cuplările cu o singură vacă sau cu 12?
– Desigur, cu 12!
– Mulţumesc. Repetaţi, vă rog, şi pentru primul rând!
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/ladydi.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/600964906_1298861265616915_2818442787928173954_n.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/karmica2.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/nicusor-dan-1-e1696170389118.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/cota-2-foto-4-1620x1080.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/10/horoscop-chinezesc.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/Luna-Noua-in-Sagetator-din-19-decembrie.jpg)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1663660546/600966ba10204a6d6441bca1fc0905a5-t.webp?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1605100021/224fca8e52c993e22119aebd732536dc-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1665145061/55b8cc48322ccca4e11e8910be4e53c8-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/1970/01/1578298850/61b63deb0d97184f91cb3c9d261568bc-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1648473094/44c28487d8f53f10121f8b63b90c832a-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1695214729/f3c3b279d6bbb463e11345ec551859c5-t.png?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1578298860/854113c2ca9b4a2e62538780641657ba-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1620378299/d78b3c2a0a81c71da5fed14166a4bdaf-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1578298881/cb5b6727f2fc8c97d694282f0ccc71c8-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1754550049/072431749c2d0a84d1cc297935953352-t.jpg?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1647858610/bf0eefa7153378e516324495524fb9c4-t.webp?v=251217-05)
:format(webp):quality(80)/https://romaniatv.net/wp-content/uploads/feeds/2025/12/1631615688/45aaff5e850d9b6b403fb50efb6d440c-t.jpg?v=251217-05)