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– Mişule ! Nevastă-mea m-a părăsit … mi-am pierdut locul de muncă …am fost dat afară din casă …. contul de Facebook mi-a fost şters….
-Contul de Facebook ţi-a fost şters ??? Nu se poate . omule !!! Câţi prieteni aveai acolo ? De când aveai contul ? Dă-mi mai multe detalii …
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Baieti, tineti minte! fetele care nu mananca dupa 6 seara, se imbata mai repede.
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Inchiriez baie cu oglinda mare, numai buna pentru facut poze de postat pe facebook….
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„Facebook-ul este la fel ca un frigider: chiar daca stii ca nu este nimic nou acolo, tot verifici din 10 in 10 minute.”
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Într-un club de club de noapte un tip invită o domnişoară sexy la dans iar când dansul s-a terminat, a sărutat-o pătimaş. Tipa a fugit imediat la masă, şi-a scos telefonul din geantă şi a început să tasteze ceva foarte rapid. Tipul, surprins, o întreabă:
– Ce s-a întâmplat? Ceva urgent?
– Nu, nu, stai liniştit. Îmi schimb statusul pe facebook.
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– Cum faci bani cu facebook-ul?
– Urmand, 3 pasi simpli:
1. Intri pe setari cont
2. Dai click pe dezactivare cont.
3. Te duci la munca….
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