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Un tip se duce la bordel şi cere matroanei o blondă şi sus și jos. Matroana îi recomandă să urce la etaj la prima camera pe dreapta. Urcă tipul, deschide uşa şi ce vede?…O blondă bună dar bruneta jos. Coboară tipul supărat foc la matroană şi îi spune:
-Îţi baţi joc de mine, pe banii mei? Am cerut o blondă şi sus şi jos!!!
Matroană: -Dar când ai intrat ai izbit uşa?
-Nu!!!!
-Urcă şi izbeşte uşa!!!!
Urcă tipul, izbeşte uşa şi
Finalul pe: showbizreport.ro.
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