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Bancul zilei. O tipă frumoasă dă anunţ la ziar…
Vrei să faci o pauză scurtă? Iată bancul zilei.
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O tipă frumoasă da anunţ la ziar: „Tânără frumoasă, disponibilă caut bărbat care să nu bea, să nu fumeze…”
Într-o noapte, sună cineva la uşa . Tipa deschide.
La uşa un bărbat beat, cu ţigară în colţul gurii, cu sticlă de tărie în mâna…
Bărbatul: – Am venit pentru anunţul din ziar.
Tipa: – Mai nesimţitule, tu nu ai văzut ce scrie acolo..să nu bea, să nu fumeze… Tu ce cauţi aici?
Bărbatul: – Am venit doar să-ţi spun să nu te bazezi pe mine!
sursa: a1.ro
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