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O doamnă intră la farmacie şi îi cere farmacistului arsenic. Farmacistul întreabă: – Doamnă, la ce vă trebuie arsenicul? – Pentru ca să-l omor pe soţul meu! – Doamnă, nu pot să vă vând arsenic pentru acest motiv, îmi pare rău, spune farmacistul. Atunci doamna scotoceşte în poşetă şi scoate o fotografie cu soţul ei care făcea dragoste cu soţia farmacistului. Acesta se uită la fotografie şi spune: – Ah, scuzaţi-mă, n-am ştiut că aveţi reţetă.
Sursa: parteabuna.ro
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