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BANCUL ZILEI: „Ai o faţă de-mi stă ceasul!”
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Un tanar se intoarce acasa foarte trist, dupa ce plecase sa ceara mana prietenei sale.
Vazandu-l asa, tatal sau il intreaba:
– Ce s-a intamplat? Te-a refuzat?
– Da… Mi-a tras o palma!
– Cum asa? Nu i-ai spus cum te-am invatat eu? ‘Draga mea , timpul se opreste in loc pentru mine cand privesc in ochii tai!’
– Vai!!! Asta era?! Am gresit formula… I-am spus: ‘Ai o fata de-mi sta ceasul!’
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